Oh, hi Hood...why are you here? Hood: I see you like this...I could just go on with my day and act like everything is okay- -YOU SHOULD!!! NOPONY GIVES A MUFFIN ABOUT ME!!! Saying I look "stupid" or "retarded". Hood: *Sigh*...but as my life goes on with you thinking like this about yourself...it hurts me more in every way.
Derpy, this song is my rallying cry, It's time to save you and it's DO OR DIE! You're behind the bars of Hasbro's disgrace, And are afraid to show your face...
But when you hear the marching of feet, And the bronies chanting, "DERPY HOOVES!" to the beat, Always know we'll do it right, 'Cause we don't give up 'TILL WE WIN THE FIGHT!
Here's a toast to the host of one mail mare who's just began to cry, But we as a group can dry those tears and lift her to the sky! We fight to save her eyes, her voice, her name And we have called on those who'll do the same, For all the bronies in the world, LET'S HELP HER AGAIN TO FLY!
Off we go, chanting her name! She'll hear us, Watch us all, joining as one! Hear our shouts, come in and join the chorus We won't stop til the battle is won, TIL THE BATTLE IS WON!
Hear us yell "DERPY!" for all around here Fight the foes, win in the wars! We'll save her name, and we'll fight the flames 'Cause NOTHING CAN STOP THE DERPY HOOVES FORCE!